A Quick One For James

We all have had a long week, Mike's brother is thief, Izzy got his fore arm broken by his ex girlfriend, and Steve...well it sucks to be Steve. Luckily some assclown named James brightened up our day by thinking it'd be sweet to bash Ben saying that...

"Shut the hell up you guys are stupid Brady Quinn is going to be 10x better than Ben will ever be. "

We would say the sky is the limit for this young QB but he plays in Cleveland. When was the last time Cleveland had a decent quarterback?

So James this is for you...

Big Ben

(3 years)

7 Rushing TD

247 Rushing Yards

85 Passing TD

10,830 Passing Yards

155,684 Bitches Laid

Brady Quinn

(3 years)

6 Rushing TD

241 Rushing Yards

86 Passing TD

9,930 Passing Yards

So far I don't see how Quinn is 10x better. Quinn had one of the best O-Lines a QB could ask for and his 3rd string TE was better than Ben's #1 WR. You can argue that the MAC Conference is weak but over the last couple years they have Produced Chad Pennington and Byron Leftwich. With that being said we decided to take our research a little further. To life off of the field.

Burn

End of Story

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