Battle For PA. . . . Steelers Win

27 - 13

Sorry these have been late, we actually were on time but Izzy’s girlfriend is on the rag and decided to be a bitch. Anyways. Pittsburgh wins the toss and elects to receive; Akers nails one for a touchback. 1st play of the game Wilson gets 9 followed up with a 6 yard run by Parker. Ben throws an int. and the Eagles go to work. McNabb seems to be in mid season form goes a quick 2 for 2. Defense wakes up and he’s sacked twice.

Steelers get the ball back and what the hell do you think happens. Sepulveda folds badly and punts it 14 yards. Eagles take the field. Quick run for about 5 or so. 2nd down, McNabb hits Avant for a first moving the ball to the 6. Hard Hitter Extraordinaire Anthony Smith levels Kevin Curtis, reminding him that white folk aren’t fit to be wide receivers. Eagles settle for 3.


3 – 0


Steelers start out with a 22 yard gain by Dan Kreider. I can honestly say that is the first time I’ve heard his name on TV other than when he is introduced. We’ve been saying this to ourselves for years. Kreider along with Aaron Smith may be the most underrated players for their positions. Kreider has a younger brother who is supposedly a better blocker than his brother.

Steelers continue their drive and are put in a tough spot when Faneca gets called for the false start. Faneca is the only current Steeler to have made the Steeler all history team says my Aunt, but what does she know she doesn’t have a penis their for her opinion is useless. Steelers convert on 3rd, but what’s this, no couldn’t be. Willie Parker fumbles on the Goal line.

Eagles get some decent momentum but find a way to land penalties every other play. Punt. 3 and out by the Steelers. 3 and out by the Eagles. McNabb heads to the locker room to film another Chunky Soup commercial with his mom.



(Paul T. Finds us this pic)

Parker gets a loss of 5 but bounces back with a 20 yard reception. Parker gets two carries in a row for 5 yards. Convert on 3rd. Ben hits Holmes for 20. Parker rushes up the middle for 18.

Stevens Girlfriend gives that drive two thumbs up.

(Photo found on Pensblog)

7 - 3

Reed boots it for a touchback. Eagles go 3 and out. Steelers get something going getting a 1st but have to attempt a 37 yarder.

Good

10 - 3

Eagles take over, and punt. Steelers get into a quick 3rd and 10. Ward comes up big with an 18 yard grab. 1st down. Ward gets another 10 yards and is pushed out at the 22. Andy Reid calls a Time out to attempt to freeze Reed.

Doesn't work

Good

13 - 3

HALF

• Durring the half Andy Reid's son attempted to sell McBeam a bad batch of crack. McBeam had to take a steel beam to his face.

Not in my house

Eagles recieve and mount an impressive drive with future starter QB Kolb. Woodley causes a fumble but it is pounced on by the Eagles. Akers hits a 44 yarder.

Steelers Get the ball. The crowd falls to their knees.

Enter Batch

Batch goes right to work finding Washington for 30 bringing the ball to the 1.

Dedication

Barlow runs it into the endzone from the 1, and is cut before he can get back to the bench. We thaught he had an outside shot of being a decent power runner and contributor to the team this year, mabye this is why we write a blog and not for a paper.

20 - 3

Eagles get it and go to work. A couple 1st downs and a 4th and 1. The Rookie Bash Brothers (Timmons + Woodley) come up big and stop Kob up the middle.

Steeler Ball. INT from St. Piere...Should have kept Batch in.

Kolb gets it going again and mounts a drive. Eagles score on a 4 yard pass. PAT Good.

20 - 10

Steelers go 3 and out. This game seems like it has a shot to go into overtime

Kolb still in the game passes it to Curtis (who still has yet to learn his lesson from Mr. Smith) gets the ball knocked lose by Gay. Some assclown runs it in for 6.

"So what his name is Gay. D'ya wanna fight about it?"

Hughes comes in for the PAT.

Good

27 - 10

Reed comes back in for the kickoff, returned to the 24. Eagles start to drive but before you can say Eagles Suck half of the fans are gone. 4th and 6. Steelers stop it. Randall comes in to take a knee.

Game Notes

• AJ Feely who is the back up, didn't get in the game. Mabye he'll see more time next week
• Michael Vick may get less than he deserves, gotta give it up to his lawyer. Regardless, you have to respect his athletic ability. You don't have to like him as a person but when he puts the helmet on he is fun to watch.
• Gay had a solid performance tonight
• Izzy needs to stop being whipped.
• Your mom goes to college