Money Can't Buy Victories . . . Steelers Win

12 - 10

First Quater

Washington wins the toss and elects to recieve. Reed boots one but Berman returns it 26 yards. Defense comes out swinging forcing a 3rd and 12, however Evolution leader and shutdown safety Tyrone Carter gets beat by Chris Cooley. First down. Not much happens in this drive, Albright punts it out of bounds.

Steelers ball. Ben hits Hines for a quick 10. Parker gets stopped for -1 yards. Steelers fold, Sepulveda punts.

Washington ball. 2nd play Campbell gets injured. Diesel Keisel delivers the Jack Knife Powerbomb to Collins, 15 yard penalty. "15 yards...well worth it." -Keisel

Kevin Nash > You

Keisel steps his game up and records a tackle/pressure in 4 of the next 5 plays. Collins finds Lloyd for 6. PAT good from former Steeler Suisham.

Ted Nolan pleased with the play of his native football team...Islanders suck

7 - 0

Steelers get the ball...another 3 and out. Sepulveda punts.

Washington ball. Fighting for his starting spot, Townsend shows up with two tackles and a sack. Frost punts.

Steelers Punts.

Washington ball. Two runs and a pass for a first. Steelers prevent, Frost punts again.

Steelers ball and a whole is ruptured in the universe when the Steelers don't go three and out. Steelers move the chains twice. Two min. warning. Ben scrambles for a first down. Washington's Goal line D isn't having it. Reed attempts a 21 yarder.

Good

3 - 7

End of Half

Enter Batch

Steelers elect to receive. Haynes stopped on 1st and 2nd down. Nate Washington gets 6 yards. 4th and 1. Steelers punt, half of Pittsburgh rolls their eyes.

Redskins get something going until Deisel Keisel records his 3rd power bomb of the game to Espy. His return is doubtful. Skins attempt a 48 yarder. Good

6 - 10

Batch gets his swerve on and mounts a well executed drive converting 2 of 3 3rd downs. Hughes attempts a 28 yarder.

Good

6 - 10

Grandfather time Marc Brunell makes an appearance, passes to Nordin. Clint Eastwood Kriewaldt delivers the spear and forces a fumble.

You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!

Steelers ball. Kemoeatu gets hurt on the 2nd play, I give this two thumbs down. St. Pierre drives setting Hughes up for a 22 yarder. Nails it harder than Nasty Nate Washington nailed your girlfriend.

9 - 10

Skins get the ball, punt.

Former Pitt star HB Blades gets in and makes two consecutive tackles. St. Pierre seems to have good chemistry with this 3rd/4th team and keeps a decent drive going. Hughs comes on and hits a 19 yarder.

Redskins pick up another former Steeler, Brown returns the kick for 16 yards. Time is running out for Washington, Brunell spikes. Gay intercepts with a sick one handed catch.

"Yeah his names Gay, you wanna fight about it?"

Most people probably didn't get that Family Guy reference but it was on the other night and the Caddy manager is hilarious.

Game Notes

• Keisel is a monster
• Nice old fashion game of football
• Ted Nolan hit up the Casino after the game and won 25 million...10 seconds after winning he contacted Alexei Yashin's Agent
• This is almost as late as your moms period, we've been busy